Cybercab will bankrupt Tesla
Tesla's Cybercab launch event disappoints
Tesla showed off its Cybercab robotaxi in Austin, and the rollout looked thin enough to worry investors rather than excite them.
- The launch was invite-only, with NDAs and no live stream, so almost nobody outside a hand-picked crowd saw the car in action.
- The two-seat gold cars have no steering wheel, no pedals, no mirrors and no door handles, raising real questions about whether they can be legally driven on public roads.
- Children are barred from riding, and the promotional pitch for wheelchair users showed riders loading their own wheelchair — a use case the design does not actually solve.
- Only a few dozen cars are registered in Texas, and rides are limited to a small slice of Austin.
- Tesla is falling behind rivals: Uber and Waymo are expanding abroad, and US carmakers are pushing Congress to ban Chinese vehicles instead of competing.
Outlook: Expect more polished, heavily edited footage from Tesla soon, but the gap between the promise and a working robotaxi business looks wide.