Cybercab will bankrupt Tesla

Sep 03, 2026

Tesla's Cybercab launch event disappoints

Tesla showed off its Cybercab robotaxi in Austin, and the rollout looked thin enough to worry investors rather than excite them.

  • The launch was invite-only, with NDAs and no live stream, so almost nobody outside a hand-picked crowd saw the car in action.
  • The two-seat gold cars have no steering wheel, no pedals, no mirrors and no door handles, raising real questions about whether they can be legally driven on public roads.
  • Children are barred from riding, and the promotional pitch for wheelchair users showed riders loading their own wheelchair — a use case the design does not actually solve.
  • Only a few dozen cars are registered in Texas, and rides are limited to a small slice of Austin.
  • Tesla is falling behind rivals: Uber and Waymo are expanding abroad, and US carmakers are pushing Congress to ban Chinese vehicles instead of competing.

Outlook: Expect more polished, heavily edited footage from Tesla soon, but the gap between the promise and a working robotaxi business looks wide.

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